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- Biting well, today, Bob?
- Okay, Fred.

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- Morning, Ted.
- Morning.

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I'm frightfully sorry, old chap,
I can't make it next week.

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- I'm playing Hamlet, you know?
<i>- Hamlet?</i>

5
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<i>You're not playing Hamlet,
you're joining the army!</i>

6
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<i>The army, do you hear me?</i>

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<i>And you'd better be here
or we'll come and fetch you, understand?</i>

8
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Hello there, boy. All right?

9
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Hello, Dan.

10
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All right, old girl? Oh, shut up.

11
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Wimbush!

12
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Where do you think you've been,
you horrible man?

13
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I'm sorry I'm late, sir, I broke down.

14
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Shut your mouth when you're talking to me.

15
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We've had to start without you.

16
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Get in there,
get your gear on, get stuck in.

17
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Yes, sir.

18
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If ever the Germans do get to France,
it won't be no concert party.

19
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You'll find out what it's all about.

20
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Cor… Sometimes I wish
the Jerries would get here, mate.

21
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Yes, but dash it all, Bertie.

22
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Lucy's a costermonger's daughter and
she thinks I'm a steward in tourist class.

23
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How can I tell the poor creature
that I'm a bally Earl?

24
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Ah, but Bobby, old fruit,
girls are very democratic these days.

25
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If she really loves you,
she won't mind a bit.

26
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- Any sign of Wimbush?
- Just arrived, sir.

27
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Thank goodness for that.
We've waited long enough.

28
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Shh! Here she comes now!

29
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Gosh! My heart's beating
like a bally steam engine.

30
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Gosh! My heart's beating
like a bally steam engine.

31
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Gosh! My heart's beating…

32
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Sex-starved berks!

33
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Oh, whatever a girl
under a greater dilemma than I…

34
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My poor Bobby, my true love,
and underpaid steward.

35
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And me, me, the daughter
of a wealthy Count.

36
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Count… Oh, how can I tell him
who I really am?

37
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His pride might come between us.

38
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That's not all that'll come
between you, Fred mate.

39
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Here I am, look at me.
A poor lost little rich girl…

40
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How can I win my own true love?

41
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Lucy, darling!

42
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Watch it, soldier.

43
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Oh, Bobby, my dear!

44
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Our Lucy!
You're the prettiest girl on the boat.

45
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Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls.

46
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Oh, he really has gone overboard for me.

47
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Promise you'll meet me
on the promenade deck tonight.

48
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Oh, I promise, Bobby.

49
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And whatever I tell you,
you won't hold it against me?

50
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You can have money on that, mate.

51
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Oh, I promise, Bobby. Until tonight, then.

52
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Until tonight, then.

53
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Go on!

54
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You're standing on me bloody frock,
you twerp!

55
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Until tonight, then! Ta-da!

56
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Look at me, look. Dressed as a bird.

57
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Male leads are more my mark, you know.

58
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They came from miles away
to see my Titus Andronicus.

59
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Better get out and flash it at the lot
out there, then. They're getting restless.

60
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- Are they? That's my lipstick.
- You can have it, it's not my shade.

61
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- You have it. It matches your eyeballs.
- Come on, Wimbush, you'll be late again.

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I don't care if I never get there, boy.

63
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Look, I came here
to fight the bleeding Germans.

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For six months, I've trained as
a motor mechanic and dressed up as a tart.

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- Wimbush!
- Sir!

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Belt up and get out there.

67
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You got the men panting with lust.

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- You don't want to disappoint them.
- No, sir.

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- Then hop to it!
- Right, sir!

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- And Wimbush?
- Sir?

71
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- I fancy you.
- Dirty git.

72
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Oh, never again.

73
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When I get my trousers back on,
they're on for life.

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- Colonel…
- It's damn bad form.

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You start a war, do damn all
about it for six months,

76
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then suddenly decide to march in.

77
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It's not how we did things in Sandhurst.

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This is a new concept, Colonel.

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We call it the <i>Blitzkrieg.</i>

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While you Englanders
have been engaging in culture,

81
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we have been taking over Europe.

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Tomorrow, Paris. Next week, London.
Next month, the world!

83
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You won't be liked for it.

84
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Hey, look, I know we're not
the Old Vic, but… Blimey!

85
00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:10,291
My regrets, madam,
to have interrupted your performance.

86
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The <i>Wehrmacht </i>does not wage war on women.

87
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Particularly when they are
as lovely as madam.

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Here, get off…

89
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- Good bye.
- But I want to go with them!

90
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I regret, that is impossible.

91
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Sir, they're leaving without me.

92
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Well done, Wimbush.
It's your duty to evade capture.

93
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And don't ever let on you're a man,
you'd be shot as a spy.

94
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Shot as a spy is nothing sir.
I want my trousers!

95
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Damn your trousers! This is for England.

96
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<i>Au revoir</i>, miss Wimbush.

97
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<i>Auf Wiedersehen, </i>my chicken.

98
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Oh this is not my day.

99
00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:44,875
- Look at this.
- Cor…

100
00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:48,416
Good afternoon, afternoon.

101
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- English, huh?
- She's well pretty, eh?

102
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Look, mates, er… <i>Parlez</i> English? English?

103
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Me… <i>Trouver</i> some clobber? Clobber?

104
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,541
Understand?

105
00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:15,250
You see, I'm a fella. Fella.
Look, muscles.

106
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Oh, yeah!

107
00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:21,000
- Yeah, you want some of that?
- She likes it!

108
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:27,000
I don't think you've tumbled, mate.
I want some trousers.

109
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Trousers.

110
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Don't you worry, lass, we got it!

111
00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:38,666
- We're coming down!
- Don't you worry, lassie!

112
00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:42,416
- We're gonna have a good time!
- Hurry up, now!

113
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You go first!

114
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,458
- We're gonna last all night!
- Well worth it!

115
00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,708
I see you're coming in for a paddle, then.

116
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:51,375
Come on, now, Jean-Claude!

117
00:11:56,541 --> 00:12:01,000
You're making a terrible mistake, lads.
All I was asking for was trousers.

118
00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,750
She's athletic too!

119
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:09,958
Listen, you thick apes!
You're taking coals to Newcastle!

120
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,583
You can't get a square peg
into a square peg!

121
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,875
- She's strong, I like it!
- After her!

122
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,000
Does <i>mademoiselle </i>need assistance?

123
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,333
No, but I could do with a bit of help!

124
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:41,708
My dear Miss Wimshrub…

125
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- Er… "bush".
- Oh, "bush", I beg your pardon.

126
00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:47,750
My dear <i>Fräulein </i>Wimshrub,
you are in grave danger.

127
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I am?

128
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At the moment,
the German advance is so swift

129
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,708
we have no time
to concern ourselves with civilians.

130
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But it will not always remain so.

131
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,333
Oh, nobody will be interested
in poor little me.

132
00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:00,208
Soon, the <i>Gestapo</i> will be here.

133
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:03,708
They will be very interested
in an English lady in a battle area.

134
00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:07,708
- But I'm just a poor weak woman.
- It will make no difference to them.

135
00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:12,625
If your plan is to try to get to England,
I can assure you, you are a dead goose.

136
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,208
Oh dear.

137
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:17,125
There is, of course, an alternative.

138
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,000
Oh really, what's that?

139
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,666
You are a very beautiful creature.

140
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,833
You mustn't say things like that.

141
00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:26,125
You have everything a woman should have
and a bit more.

142
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:29,041
Well, you're right… and wrong.

143
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:31,250
I should be honoured
to offer you my protection.

144
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:34,208
That is very sweet of you but
I couldn't offer you anything in return.

145
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,708
Oh but you could.

146
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,833
No, believe me, I really couldn't.

147
00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:40,041
- There's someone else?
- Yes.

148
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:44,875
I suppose you could say
that I'm very much a one-man woman.

149
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,625
I think I could change your mind.

150
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,833
You will accompany me to Headquarters…

151
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:20,500
- Psst!
- I haven't touched a drop!

152
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,041
- Over here!
- Where?

153
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,166
Here!

154
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,000
- English?
- Yes.

155
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,250
Thought so! Hah!

156
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,750
Jane Farquar Flodden.

157
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,416
Headmistress and Girl Guide leader,

158
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,250
in the latter capacity,
known as "Brown Owl."

159
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,541
And this is Miss Lockhart,
Riding and Sports.

160
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,500
Sometimes known as "Wood Pigeon."

161
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,875
- How do you coo?
- Oh I say, witty as well as pretty!

162
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,666
- Hello. Oh, do allow me.
- Oh, thanks.

163
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,000
Being a mouse,

164
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:56,083
Miss Lockhart has always worshipped
women more forceful than herself.

165
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,291
It's a cross
you'll have to learn to bear, Miss…

166
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,750
- Wimbush. But I'm not really a…
- Did those German hooligans molest you?

167
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,375
If they had, they'd've had
a very nasty shock.

168
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:08,083
Knows how to look after herself!
The old breed liveth, thank God.

169
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,392
- Bully for you.
- No, it's not that.

170
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:13,458
It's been a nightmare. Hiding from
the German troops, the British troops…

171
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:16,708
- Hiding from the British troops?
- Soldiers are soldiers, Miss Wimbush.

172
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,583
Put any male brute in the army,
English or German,

173
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:21,125
and he becomes an instant rapist.

174
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,208
I know, I've had my share in the last lot.

175
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,625
- Did you really?
- Not that we mind so much for ourselves.

176
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,833
- It's the girls!
- The girls?

177
00:15:27,916 --> 00:15:31,041
We've been living off the land.
Girl Guide training.

178
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,166
Far superior to the Boy Scouts.

179
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,708
Never imagine a Boy Scout
is above you, Miss Wimbush.

180
00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:38,000
- Well I won't, if you won't.
- Huh?

181
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,541
Oh, I'm sorry,
it's all this French cooking.

182
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:43,500
Culinary pornography, nothing less.

183
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,625
A modest cutlet
and a chastely boiled potato

184
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,333
are all a grown girl needs.

185
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:50,833
- That's what we gave them at the school.
- The school?

186
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:55,083
Yes, Miss Lockhart and I
were at my finishing school near hear

187
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:58,208
when the German advance started.
We set out for the Channel ports.

188
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,916
- Oh, wouldn't Spain be better?
- Spain?

189
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:05,458
There's nothing in Spain but olive-skinned
rapists with patent leather hair.

190
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:09,041
However, the question is now academic.

191
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:12,041
Our little car broke down two days ago
and we were stranded.

192
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,333
You've got a car?

193
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:15,791
- Do you know anything about cars?
- Well, a little.

194
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,625
Oh please, fix it for us.

195
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:20,833
If we don't get it going again,
I don't know what we'll do.

196
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:30,291
- Not to worry, it's one of ours.
- Oh.

197
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,250
Think of our responsibility, Miss Wimbush.

198
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:39,291
Our girls are the cream
of young womanhood.

199
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:41,916
Ripe, nubile young beauties.

200
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,541
- Just think of it.
- I am thinking of it.

201
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:49,541
Only Miss Lockhart and myself
stand between them and vile ravishment.

202
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,541
What you need is a man to look after you.
Now I…

203
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,916
Miss Wimbush, you haven't been listening.

204
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,250
Suppose you met a nice chap,
of our boys, on the run from the Jerries.

205
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,791
A nice, clean, respectable young man

206
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:03,041
who looks on all women
as though they were his sisters.

207
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:07,666
I met such a man when I was
a nurse behind the lines in 1917.

208
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:11,416
I can only say he can only have had
a bizarre relationship with his sister.

209
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:12,541
But supposing…

210
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:14,333
Were I to meet such a man today,

211
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:17,208
I would abandon him to the Germans
without a qualm.

212
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,875
Miss Flodden, supposing it were my Rodney…

213
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:24,333
Your fiancé is probably in uniform by now,
raping away with the best of them.

214
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:25,333
Oh!

215
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,625
What were you about to say, Miss Wimbush?

216
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,500
Nothing.

217
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,666
What brought you to France?

218
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,958
- Oh, I was invited to a party.
- Oh!

219
00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:36,750
- Now, where's your little car?
- We've got it hidden.

220
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,791
Follow us, do as we do.

221
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:44,583
- What's your first name?
- Fred. Frederica.

222
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:45,708
Oh.

223
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,000
Thank you.

224
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:53,875
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

225
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,875
- My parents never did that.
- You could be right.

226
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,916
Perhaps they preferred it like that?

227
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,125
My father couldn't do
anything like that, he's a judge!

228
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,333
Well, I'm sure he took his wig off, first.

229
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:29,166
- I don't want it.
- Oh!

230
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,291
Now then, girls, the three main
causes of the American Revolution.

231
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,916
Elvira, you should know that one.

232
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,583
Here come two of them now.

233
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:37,375
They're my girls!

234
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,166
- How many?
- Four.

235
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,333
And one, American.

236
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:42,916
Oh, Miss Flodden, you're back!

237
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,958
Girls, status report.

238
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:48,000
- All quiet, Miss Flodden.
- No male persons lurking about?

239
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,458
No, Miss Flodden.

240
00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:51,861
You know what to do with a male person
should you find one.

241
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,500
Yes, we've just been looking it up…

242
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:55,625
Who's this, Miss Flodden?

243
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,250
This is Miss Wimbush.

244
00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,583
Came over here for a party,
found herself grappling with the Hun.

245
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:05,041
She's therefore joining us
for her protection.

246
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,250
We'll be delighted to have you.

247
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,750
Mutual, I'm sure.

248
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,583
There's something else, too.

249
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:14,875
Miss Wimbush will be able
to help us fix our little car.

250
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,583
Do you really know all about engines?

251
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:19,208
Well, I know a gasket from a gusset,
if you see what I mean.

252
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,333
Girls?

253
00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:25,250
- Take miss Wimbush to Agatha.
- This way.

254
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,791
Oh, it's not fair, it's not fair.

255
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,333
Ooh, shiver me timbers.

256
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,041
Are you all right, Miss Wimbush?

257
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,416
Yes, dear. Just pass me a Bristol.
I mean, spanner.

258
00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:57,666
Would you like me to get under and help?

259
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,500
Not at the moment, thank you.

260
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,101
Shouldn't the car be jacked up a bit more?

261
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,125
I think it's going to be, any minute now.

262
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,041
- How's it going?
- I've just finished, Miss Lockhart.

263
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,041
Have you plumbed her secrets?

264
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,375
I've plumbed all their secrets.

265
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:19,958
Thank you, Prunella.

266
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,083
You're a genius!

267
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,000
Here, let me wipe the oil off your face.

268
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:31,208
No thank you, I quite like
a drop of oil from time to time.

269
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:34,291
Oh, well done, Miss Wimbush.
What was wrong?

270
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,208
Oh, what wasn't wrong?
When did you last have her serviced?

271
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:41,416
Oh, please, Miss Wimbush,
not in front of the girls!

272
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,666
Well, I mean, you haven't
greased her nipples for 20 years.

273
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,416
Miss Wimbush, what can you mean?

274
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,458
Dinner!

275
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,375
- Thank goodness.
- Come on.

276
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:57,916
Wimbush, Miss Wimbush!

277
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,166
Oh God… Laurel and Hardy.

278
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,666
Oh, and Miss Wimbush?

279
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:16,125
If you are to accompany us tomorrow,
you will need more discreet attire.

280
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,166
That dress is a positive provocation.

281
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,333
I wish I could look like that.

282
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:23,250
We found suitable peasant dresses
for the girls,

283
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,666
you, however, are a different problem.

284
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:29,125
Yes, I thought it would be safer
if I dressed as a man.

285
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,375
No, you'd never get away with it.

286
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,166
The very idea!

287
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,708
But it's easily solved.

288
00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:39,125
These things belonged to my geography
mistress who is widely travelled.

289
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,750
Rather strange girl, but a good teacher.

290
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,083
I'm sure you'll find something suitable.

291
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,875
Let's go behind the hay bales
and try a few things on.

292
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,666
- No thank you.
- Oh, go on!

293
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,208
No, I'm very tired,
I thought perhaps in the morning.

294
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:53,333
Quite right. We must all turn in.

295
00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:54,583
Big match tomorrow.

296
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:57,416
Girls, up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!

297
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,166
Yes, miss Flodden.

298
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:12,958
- They're mine!
- No, they're mine!

299
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:19,125
It's all right, Miss Wimbush,
we're all girls together.

300
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:22,000
Yes, that's just the point, you see…

301
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,250
Don't you think it's draughty in here?

302
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,541
I've got a very sensitive chest.

303
00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,458
I've had it since I was a child.

304
00:22:28,541 --> 00:22:31,041
Wakes me up at seven.

305
00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:49,750
What we girls go through
for the sake of fashion.

306
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:54,500
Have you cleaned your teeth
before you go to beddie-byes?

307
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,541
Oh, do be a dear.

308
00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:26,208
I wonder if anybody's got any Veet.

309
00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:32,375
Do you mind if I come in with you?
I'm nervous.

310
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,208
I think it would make me nervous too.

311
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:36,333
It wouldn't, honestly,
I'd tell you a fairy story.

312
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,333
I could tell you a few and all.

313
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:40,708
Miss Lockhart,
be brave, you're a big girl, now.

314
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,208
Yes, Miss Flodden!

315
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:46,125
Sleep tight!

316
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,041
Shh…

317
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:05,291
- I've got a secret.
- So have I.

318
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:08,291
- We've decided you're a sport.
- Oh, I am.

319
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:11,291
- So you've got to be in on it.
- In on what?

320
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:14,125
Meet us in the barn in five minutes.

321
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,750
Perhaps they're all fellas.

322
00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:50,541
Take no notice.

323
00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:54,000
Pretend I'm not here.

324
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,583
- Sorry.
- It's all right.

325
00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,500
Girls! Here!

326
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,583
Oh, you found him.

327
00:25:03,666 --> 00:25:05,875
That was our secret.

328
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:08,458
I came up for a breath of air
and heard someone coming.

329
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:11,250
So I grabbed a spot of cloud cover.

330
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:14,416
- Who's this charming lady?
- It's all right, she's with us.

331
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,291
Isn't he sweet? And he's all ours.

332
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,958
We found him in the fields two days ago.

333
00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:22,916
He was dangling from a tree
in his parachute harness.

334
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,833
He'd been there for hours!

335
00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:26,500
Damn painful too, I can tell you.

336
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,500
- Smallpiece.
- Just as well, isn't it?

337
00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:31,083
Huh? Squadron leader, Smallpiece.

338
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:33,000
- Have they told you the form?
- Form?

339
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,375
- That Miss Flodden mustn't know.
- She'd leave him for the Germans.

340
00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:39,375
That's why he's got to come with us.
It's our duty!

341
00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:41,166
- Understand?
- Understood.

342
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,958
Good show.

343
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,361
I've brought you some rabbit pie.

344
00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:45,708
Oh, wizard. Thanks.

345
00:25:45,791 --> 00:25:48,416
And we'll try to get
some civilian clothes tomorrow.

346
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,125
Oh, bang on.

347
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:53,458
Well…
Better hit the old hay, I suppose.

348
00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:56,250
- Back the the old stables for you girls.
- Yes.

349
00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:59,416
- Goodnight.
- Toodle oo, off you go, bye bye.

350
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,625
Come on, Frederica.

351
00:26:04,708 --> 00:26:06,750
Yes… Hm…

352
00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:18,708
I knew you were a goer
the moment I clapped my eyes on you.

353
00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:21,208
When you get to the Y fronts,
don't scream.

354
00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:25,375
I'm 61972, Wimbush,
Royal Army Service Corps.

355
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:29,500
And I'd like to borrow your razor, sir.

356
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:33,750
Oh.

357
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:37,500
Down with a bounce,
and a bounce, and rise.

358
00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:40,791
Get that puppy fat off your thighs.

359
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:45,291
Bend to the left, then bend to the right.

360
00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:49,916
Keep that spare tire out of sight.

361
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,458
Frederica sure wriggled out of this.

362
00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:55,791
I've got your number, Wimbush.
We had a chap like you at school.

363
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,125
Effeminate shower!

364
00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:58,750
- Now, look here, mate…
- Mate?

365
00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,041
Who the devil do you think
you're speaking to? You call me sir.

366
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:05,250
But I told you, sir,
the lads and I were doing a show.

367
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:08,166
I don't believe a word of that.
Very likely a deserter.

368
00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:11,184
You got yourself tarted up as a girl and
went strolling around looking for Germans.

369
00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:13,142
I know all about the Germans, too,
believe you me.

370
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,041
Oh, but sir…

371
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:18,000
There was a lot more going on
at those Nuremberg rallies, oh, I know.

372
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:20,708
It's a nightmare, I tell you, a nightmare!

373
00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:22,500
Here's me lusting after all the girls,

374
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:25,303
Miss Lockhart following me around
like a faithful hound, and now you.

375
00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:28,916
For two pins, I'd hand myself in
to the Germans. I really would.

376
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,791
Why don't you give me your uniform
and I won't be shot as a spy.

377
00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:33,075
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

378
00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:35,500
Getting together
with your fun little Teutonic friends.

379
00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:38,083
You're asking
for a mouthful of knuckles… Sir.

380
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:41,125
You will maintain your cover as a woman.
You will keep that car running.

381
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:43,708
And you'll take your orders from me
because I have a plan.

382
00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:46,083
- You have?
- And a map.

383
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:47,791
Right.

384
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,708
Now we are about here.

385
00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:53,583
And we'll head for an airfield
near Calais, here.

386
00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:56,083
- Steal a plane…
- It would be crawling with Germans, sir.

387
00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:59,583
- Huh?
- How about if we make for Spain?

388
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:02,416
Oh, they like that in Spain, too,
don't they?

389
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,860
Is there nowhere left to stay
for a clean-limbed Englishman?

390
00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:07,083
Trouble is, you wouldn't know one
if you saw one.

391
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:09,517
- Besides, there's a test, you know?
- Oh, and what would that be?

392
00:28:09,541 --> 00:28:12,000
They say you can always tell
because they're usually…

393
00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:14,458
- Usually what?
- Hard of hearing!

394
00:28:14,541 --> 00:28:16,333
Frederica!

395
00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:18,375
You'll make for the airfield,
that's an order.

396
00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:20,101
And get me some civilian clothes,
that's another.

397
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:22,833
- How are you going to travel?
- That's all been arranged.

398
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:25,875
Frederica!

399
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:28,791
Frederica!

400
00:28:38,833 --> 00:28:41,375
Frederica!

401
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:44,125
Over here!

402
00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:54,125
- Where?
- Here!

403
00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:02,416
Frederica!

404
00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:07,000
Am I getting warmer?

405
00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:09,416
Quite warmer!

406
00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:16,791
- Am I hotter?
- You're boiling.

407
00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:25,708
Here I am!

408
00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:31,375
- You are a tease!
- But it was fun, wasn't it?

409
00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:34,976
- Thought I heard you talking to someone.
- Yes, it was the local village idiot.

410
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,666
You know the type.
They make officers of them.

411
00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:40,708
Frederica, now that we're alone,
there's something I'd like to ask.

412
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:43,291
- Oh yes?
- Well…

413
00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:45,750
- You're everything I'd like to be.
- Oh.

414
00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:48,750
I mean, you're so nicely developed
and everything.

415
00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:51,041
Is there anything I can do to… You know?

416
00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:55,375
- I've heard press-ups work wonders.
- Really? Even for me?

417
00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:56,583
- I mean, look!
- Oh!

418
00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:59,541
I think I've heard him again,
the village idiot. You'd better get home.

419
00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:00,916
Last one home's a stinker!

420
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,666
- Frederica!
- Come along!

421
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:07,416
Oh!

422
00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:12,041
Wimbush!

423
00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:16,458
Miss Wimbush, do hurry up.

424
00:30:16,541 --> 00:30:18,041
We can't wait to see you!

425
00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:20,166
- Oh, there you are.
<i>- Olé!</i>

426
00:30:22,166 --> 00:30:23,875
You forgot to pack this.

427
00:30:28,791 --> 00:30:31,125
We must stop meeting like this!

428
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:29,166
Three, four, left.

429
00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:32,291
Left, left, two, three, four.

430
00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:36,083
Left, left, left, left…

431
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:38,125
Left, two, three, four.

432
00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:43,041
Left, left, left, two, three, four.

433
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:45,833
Left, left…

434
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,500
Left, two, three, four.

435
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:57,625
Left, left, left, two, three, four, left…

436
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:08,458
Are you sure you've seen
no sign of a British airman?

437
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:17,458
But why an airfield, Miss Wimbush?

438
00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:20,500
The Golden Arrow from Paris
is so much nicer.

439
00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:24,250
I don't think you quite understand.
There is a war on.

440
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,458
Hello, trouble.

441
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:30,541
And with Smallpiece in the boot…

442
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,000
Oh, Herbert!

443
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,458
Girls!

444
00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:38,250
Eyes down, mouths shut and knees together.

445
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:48,875
<i>Vite</i>, quickly,
there's a maniac on the loose!

446
00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:51,041
- French?
- French, <i>oui</i>, French.

447
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:52,541
But this maniac!

448
00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:56,916
- You are who?
- Uh… the <i>Comtesse </i>de Chalon.

449
00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:01,708
- You come from where?
- From an orphanage in Lyon.

450
00:33:01,791 --> 00:33:03,333
One of my good works.

451
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:05,791
- You're going where?
- To a convent in Paris.

452
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:07,250
But this maniac!

453
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,083
What is in this boot?

454
00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:13,166
A few devotional objects
and some shoes for the deserving poor.

455
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:16,041
- Open it.
- But this maniac, you must catch him!

456
00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:18,875
I am a soldier, not a policeman!

457
00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:20,666
But he attacked us!

458
00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:25,666
He tried to stop us for a lift
and he tried…

459
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:30,458
He had a horrible face
with dark staring eyes.

460
00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,625
He opened his blue uniform
and took out his…

461
00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,041
…gun.

462
00:33:35,125 --> 00:33:36,708
Stop that!

463
00:33:36,791 --> 00:33:38,625
- Blue uniform, you say?
<i>- Oui.</i>

464
00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,875
- Where was this?
- About ten miles off the road.

465
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,791
Then he ran into the woods
waving his weapon…

466
00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:45,250
You must catch him!

467
00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:47,125
You must catch him!

468
00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:48,791
Get them out of here!

469
00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:50,708
Let them through!

470
00:34:05,666 --> 00:34:08,125
Skilled mechanic, accomplished actress…

471
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:11,000
Your talents are quite dazzling,
Miss Wimbush.

472
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:14,458
Have you anything tucked away
you propose to flash at us?

473
00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:16,458
Not at the moment, no.

474
00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:57,166
Come on, Elvira, hurry up.

475
00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:01,708
Waiter!

476
00:35:01,791 --> 00:35:03,041
At your service, Madam.

477
00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:04,250
- Henri!
- Yes?

478
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,250
We're closed, take off!

479
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,500
- But Florence…
- Shut it! English! Are you nuts?

480
00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:10,458
We require luncheon for eight.

481
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,708
- What is the <i>plat du jour</i>?
- For you, nothing!

482
00:35:13,791 --> 00:35:17,583
There is a war on,
we do not want you here, go away!

483
00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:20,333
My good woman, we require sustenance.

484
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:22,958
We shall remain here until it is provided.

485
00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:24,541
Oh, really?

486
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:31,083
But… These Brits are crazy!

487
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,500
Hey, watch it!

488
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:35,958
Gosh darn it!

489
00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:40,041
The <i>plat du jour</i>, if you please.

490
00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:42,708
Otherwise,
I shall write to the guide Michelin

491
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:45,125
and have your star taken away.

492
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:49,583
Right away, madam.
The <i>plat du jour</i>.

493
00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:56,916
I'll remember those things
you said about me, Wimbush.

494
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,916
Well, don't worry about that now, sir.
We've got to get you some clothes.

495
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,291
Look, you can hide in there.

496
00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:05,125
- What about the smell?
- The pigs won't mind, sir.

497
00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:06,333
Ah…

498
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,500
What…

499
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:12,750
The <i>plat du jour</i>, madam.
There you go!

500
00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:29,958
Miss Lockhart, my umbrella, if you please.

501
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,541
- <i>En garde!</i>
- Oh, my gosh!

502
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:06,041
Darn you Brits…

503
00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:10,458
<i>Touché!</i>

504
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:13,375
Bravo, formidable!

505
00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:17,833
The <i>plat du jour</i>, if you please,
and a blanket!

506
00:37:17,916 --> 00:37:19,458
Yes, madam.

507
00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:25,875
- How's that, girls?
- Oh, brilliant!

508
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:33,458
"Schmidt, Heinrich, room 12."

509
00:37:55,791 --> 00:38:00,958
<i>Hold the ranks tight.</i>

510
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:08,583
<i>And march on…</i>

511
00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:09,708
Blast it!

512
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:17,833
What's this?

513
00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:23,083
You dirty daschund!

514
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,708
You little… Stop her!

515
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,958
- Has a woman come by?
- No.

516
00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:01,625
Well, sorry.

517
00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:23,458
It's okay, it's abandoned.

518
00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:25,750
They must have left when the Germans came.

519
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:27,791
Now, Miss Flodden,
we must get you indoors.

520
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,583
Please, let me help you.

521
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:34,208
But… I'm perfectly capable
of walking unassisted, thank you.

522
00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:36,958
You'll drill yourself into the ground.
Now, come along.

523
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,583
One, two, three, hup, there we are.

524
00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:44,500
It's the old enemy, malaria.
I caught it in Siam.

525
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,416
Emma, go fetch some wood for the fire.

526
00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:51,458
She's getting worse.

527
00:39:52,583 --> 00:39:56,458
Miss Lockhart,
go and help the girls with their dinner.

528
00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,458
Yes, Miss Flodden.

529
00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:02,708
Poor creature.

530
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:06,166
She means well
but she's quite ineffectual.

531
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,750
Miss Wimbush, I'm done for.

532
00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:12,416
What nonsense, of course not.

533
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:15,041
An old Girl Guide always knows.

534
00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:17,875
We're like elephants, you know?

535
00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:22,083
I had hoped to go
in the middle of a jolly singsong,

536
00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:26,416
round the campfire,
in the woods at Virginia Walker.

537
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:29,125
I haven't much time.

538
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,833
Miss Wimbush,

539
00:40:31,916 --> 00:40:34,125
you haven't been with us very long,

540
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,833
but you seem to have something about you

541
00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:40,041
that the others haven't got.

542
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:43,250
I can't quite put my finger on it.

543
00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:51,000
When I've gone
to the great Girl School in the sky,

544
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,875
I want you to take over for me.

545
00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:55,708
Oh come on, you'll be
as right as rain, tomorrow.

546
00:40:55,791 --> 00:40:58,208
Guard my girls, Miss Wimbush.

547
00:40:58,291 --> 00:41:01,083
Defend them from the ravishments of men.

548
00:41:02,375 --> 00:41:05,083
Take them back to England unblemished.

549
00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,791
See that they have
clean knickers every day.

550
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,083
Someone should call for a doctor.

551
00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:22,916
I couldn't, it'll be dark soon.
I might get attacked.

552
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,750
- I'll go!
- She wants to be attacked.

553
00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:29,125
- I'll go!
- No, Miss Flodden wouldn't hear of it.

554
00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:32,250
But you're quite right,
she should have a doctor.

555
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:35,166
Where's the trunk?

556
00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:40,875
Oh my God, Smallpiece!

557
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:46,375
I'm sorry, sir. We forgot about you.
There's been a terrible crisis.

558
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:49,416
- You tried to kill me, you damned swine.
- I did not!

559
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,583
First, you prang me from behind
with a bludgeon,

560
00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:53,500
and you leave me in here to suffocate.

561
00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:56,333
- I've got a lump the size of a duck's egg.
- It was a mistake.

562
00:41:56,416 --> 00:42:00,000
When I get you back to Blighty,
there won't be a charge sheet long enough!

563
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:02,250
- Oh…
- Where do you think you're going?

564
00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,791
I'm going to fetch a doctor,
Miss Flodden is ill.

565
00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:06,583
A likely story.

566
00:42:06,666 --> 00:42:09,000
You're going to desert again.
That's what you're up to.

567
00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:11,583
Get out of that car.

568
00:42:11,666 --> 00:42:13,625
Oh, Herbert, Miss Flodden's dying!

569
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:14,750
"Oh, Herbert"?

570
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,708
Don't worry, my dear, I'll look after you.

571
00:42:16,791 --> 00:42:19,875
It's so nice to have a man around!
Don't you think so, Frederica?

572
00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:21,625
Yes, we must try and find one.

573
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:23,458
What did you say?

574
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:26,333
I said, perhaps you'd like
to go and get the doctor instead.

575
00:42:26,416 --> 00:42:29,541
No, I think I'd better stay
and guard the women.

576
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:32,666
Make sure you don't get lost,
Miss Wimbush.

577
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,083
Besides, my head needs seeing to.

578
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:36,958
Better take me up to the barn to uh…
fix me up, my dear.

579
00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:40,708
- Poor thing. Where does it hurt?
- Just there.

580
00:43:28,791 --> 00:43:30,208
Come on, quick!

581
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:51,333
Halt, halt!

582
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:17,458
Oh, at last!

583
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,416
- Don't shoot, I'm English.
- English?

584
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:25,250
- All right, but don't make a sound.
- I can't promise that.

585
00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:26,833
I've got a very nervous stomach.

586
00:44:27,958 --> 00:44:29,291
Oh! I'll be quiet.

587
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,125
<i>Allez, </i>inside, <i>vite!</i>

588
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,666
- Madam, we must change clothes.
- What a smashing idea.

589
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,333
- Don't scream!
- Who's screaming?

590
00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:41,666
I'm not a criminal,
I fight for <i>la belle France</i>.

591
00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:44,458
Don't apologize, boy,
just get your trousers off.

592
00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:46,559
Hey, if they see me
in your clothes, they'll shoot me.

593
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:48,916
Don't worry, they are looking for a man,
you're a woman.

594
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,642
Once they undress you,
they'll see your innocence.

595
00:44:50,666 --> 00:44:52,809
It won't be my innocence they'll see.
I've changed my mind.

596
00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:54,166
I'm sorry but I have no choice.

597
00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:57,250
My God, help, help!

598
00:44:57,333 --> 00:45:00,000
Help, help, we're going to die!

599
00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:02,583
Help, help!

600
00:45:48,166 --> 00:45:50,291
So, <i>Fräulein</i> Wimbush.

601
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:53,541
I begin to suspect
you are not quite what you seem.

602
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:54,916
How do you mean?

603
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,208
I think you're trying
to hide something from me.

604
00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,916
First, you escape from my car…

605
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,458
Sir, I was very frightened.

606
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:04,125
Now, you are discovered
in a military zone,

607
00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:06,250
helping a terrorist against the Reich.

608
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:09,708
Helping him?
He tried to undress me at gunpoint!

609
00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:13,125
- Surely, your men told you that.
- My men have told me.

610
00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:15,916
And that is the only reason
you have not already been shot.

611
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:22,458
- What were you doing in this town?
- I was looking for a doctor.

612
00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:23,958
For what purpose?

613
00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:27,083
I met some peasants on the road
and one of the ladies is very ill.

614
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:29,083
Why did you not come to me for help?

615
00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:30,666
I didn't know you were here.

616
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:34,750
It's such a comfort,
to have a friend in… high places.

617
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,291
I'm glad you now realise
you need a friend.

618
00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:38,708
Oh, I do.

619
00:46:41,416 --> 00:46:43,791
You are a woman of hidden talents.

620
00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:48,375
I will order dinner
and we shall talk about it.

621
00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:51,333
No, not now. I mean, a girl
likes to look her best, doesn't she?

622
00:46:51,416 --> 00:46:54,125
You look absolutely charming, to me.

623
00:46:54,208 --> 00:46:56,250
I couldn't concentrate on anything

624
00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:58,708
until I know
the poor old peasant woman has a doctor.

625
00:46:58,791 --> 00:47:00,375
Always making excuses!

626
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:03,250
Never mind.

627
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:05,333
I can afford to be patient.

628
00:47:07,666 --> 00:47:09,416
You cannot leave this area.

629
00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:12,750
It is now closed by a ring of troops.

630
00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:17,541
Official passes are needed to get out.

631
00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:20,666
Anyone trying to travel without one…

632
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,000
will be shot.

633
00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:23,416
Oh, dear.

634
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,666
I will see to your old peasant woman

635
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:28,000
and tomorrow,
you will come here and dine with me.

636
00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:30,666
We shall have the whole evening
to ourselves,

637
00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:33,541
alone, undisturbed…

638
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:36,208
- Is that clear?
- Perfectly clear.

639
00:47:36,291 --> 00:47:37,916
Good. So…

640
00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:44,000
Until tomorrow night.

641
00:47:45,666 --> 00:47:47,291
Until tomorrow.

642
00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:51,458
Next month, I shall be buying you
pretty dresses in London.

643
00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:55,333
That'll make the neighbours sit up.

644
00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:58,833
Come in.

645
00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:03,416
- Until tomorrow.
- Until tomorrow.

646
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,333
Escort her out.

647
00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:18,666
- Well, doctor?
- She's had an attack of malaria.

648
00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:22,125
- Is she going to be all right?
- Oh, she's tough, that one.

649
00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:24,250
I feel sorry not for her,
but for the malaria.

650
00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:27,791
- That means we can travel, then?
- Tomorrow, perhaps, madam.

651
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:30,500
My account, <i>s'il vous plaît</i>, 2000 francs.

652
00:48:30,583 --> 00:48:33,208
Two thousand francs? That's a bit stiff.

653
00:48:33,291 --> 00:48:36,625
There's a war on.
Terrible news this morning.

654
00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:40,125
The Germans are in Paris. Beloved Paris…

655
00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,166
My heart is broken. I weep for her.

656
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,541
Don't get the money wet.

657
00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,875
There we go. Thank you, madam.

658
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:48,500
Sad days, sad days.

659
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:51,375
- We can be on our way again tomorrow.
- Not without those passes.

660
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:53,916
Oh, you'll think of something!
You've got the mind of a man!

661
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,416
- What do you mean?
- Oh, it's just a feeling I get.

662
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,166
Like dear old Rodney gives me.
You can cope.

663
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:02,208
Now, you be a good girl,
you look after Miss Flodden.

664
00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:04,131
I'd better go and see
what the girls are doing.

665
00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,233
I left them doing their morning PT.

666
00:49:08,541 --> 00:49:10,708
- Oh, bet I got one that way.
- Over here!

667
00:49:10,791 --> 00:49:12,750
Yes, oh, got her!

668
00:49:12,833 --> 00:49:16,208
Can't see that well.
Oh, there we are, got one!

669
00:49:16,291 --> 00:49:18,458
That's got to be… Prunella.

670
00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:21,583
- I'm not!
- You're still it!

671
00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:23,083
Bad luck.

672
00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:24,833
I'm still it.

673
00:49:24,916 --> 00:49:26,083
- So you say.
- Woo-ooh!

674
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:28,351
Don't seem to catch any at all.
I don't know what the matter is.

675
00:49:28,375 --> 00:49:31,375
Ah, now which little darling are you?

676
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:34,333
I think I'll give you the acid test.

677
00:49:34,416 --> 00:49:36,041
Do that and you'll have to marry me.

678
00:49:36,125 --> 00:49:38,083
Wimbush! Er… Miss Wimbush!

679
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:40,875
Girls, you'll be very happy to hear
Miss Flodden's much better.

680
00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:44,184
That means we can be on our way again.

681
00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:46,892
You've forgotten about these passes.
We can't get through without them.

682
00:49:46,916 --> 00:49:49,083
I've had a jolly good idea
about those beastly passes.

683
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:50,041
Have you really?

684
00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,500
I read this story by Maupassant

685
00:49:52,583 --> 00:49:56,958
it's about these travellers who couldn't
get through this town where Germans were.

686
00:49:57,041 --> 00:49:59,416
Well, there was a woman with them.

687
00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:02,375
- She was a pro.
- What's a pro?

688
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,083
A professional actress.

689
00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:07,416
And she went to the German general
and seduced him!

690
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:09,875
- What does "seduce" mean?
- Shake hands firmly.

691
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:12,791
And the General gave them all passes!

692
00:50:12,875 --> 00:50:14,000
Very nice story.

693
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:16,375
But in real life,
you try getting away with it.

694
00:50:16,458 --> 00:50:19,059
Now, girls, pop off and see Miss Flodden.
She'll be delighted to see you.

695
00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,333
- Yes! Good idea.
- Come on!

696
00:50:21,416 --> 00:50:24,791
- You can wipe that smile off your face.
- Perfect opportunity, Wimbush.

697
00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:27,375
General Brinker has invited you to dinner,

698
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,500
he's got the passes
and he'll be waiting for you.

699
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:31,684
- He'll wait a long time, won't he?
- What's more, it's an order.

700
00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:33,333
An order! Pulling rank, now, are we?

701
00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:36,184
Yes. I'll come along in my SS outfit
to make sure you go through with it.

702
00:50:36,208 --> 00:50:38,083
Might I suggest you shave off
your moustache?

703
00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:40,375
Doesn't quite go with an SS uniform,
do you think?

704
00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:43,791
- Besides, I haven't got a thing to wear.
- What?

705
00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:46,250
- Back to the trunk.
- Yes.

706
00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:50,166
MAC - MACHON RESTAURANT
OPEN AT ALL TIMES

707
00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:08,166
Now, Wimbush, the moment you get
the passes, drop them to me outside.

708
00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:10,541
Then, if you get picked up,
we can still make it.

709
00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:13,250
Oh, charming,
and what am I supposed to do?

710
00:51:13,333 --> 00:51:15,666
- What do you mean?
- You know exactly what I mean.

711
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:19,375
Well… Lead him on a bit, tease him.

712
00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:21,875
Haven't you had any experience
with women at all?

713
00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:24,125
Plenty, it's the men I'm not so hot on.

714
00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:28,791
Oh. Well, lead him up the garden path,
promise him anything but don't deliver.

715
00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:30,166
I can't deliver!

716
00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:37,000
Oh, my God!

717
00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:39,083
- What?
- It's Schmidt!

718
00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:41,666
Schmidt, the fellow
I got your clothes from.

719
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,083
I've got to get out of here.

720
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,708
What about me? I'm wearing his uniform!

721
00:51:46,791 --> 00:51:49,125
- Here. Is that the hotel?
- I hope so.

722
00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:50,708
Let's get in.

723
00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:00,916
Are you a model?

724
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,375
No, I've got a bad back.

725
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:05,291
- Ah, English!
- Yes, on the run from the Jerries.

726
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:06,583
Dirty Krauts!

727
00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:11,583
They have ordered us down from Paris
to give a fashion show for the officers!

728
00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:14,791
And now the fat pigs
tell us we are late! Huh!

729
00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:18,208
Here, you follow me,
we will take care of you.

730
00:52:18,791 --> 00:52:21,416
FASHION SHOW, THE LATEST FROM PARIS

731
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:24,458
<i>Heil, Hitler.</i>

732
00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:31,250
The woman who sat here,

733
00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:32,958
was she with you?

734
00:52:34,541 --> 00:52:35,541
Yes?

735
00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:41,333
Which way did she go?

736
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,208
Ah. Thank you.

737
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,458
<i>- Heil, Hitler!
- Heil, Hitler!</i>

738
00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:02,666
- Go on then, hurry up!
- Excuse me, but I'm English.

739
00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:05,666
Careful, she's a <i>boche</i>-lover that one.

740
00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:08,541
- You are not a <i>mannequin</i>!
- One of the best!

741
00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:10,333
Yes, I've worked with "Mollynooks."

742
00:53:10,416 --> 00:53:13,250
"Molyneux."
Go on, then, quickly.

743
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:16,750
Oh, the English,
they are late for everything.

744
00:53:16,833 --> 00:53:18,375
We weren't late for the war, were we?

745
00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:21,708
<i>Obersturmführer.</i>

746
00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:24,416
<i>Obersturmführer.</i>

747
00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:25,875
Please allow me.

748
00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:27,166
Thank you.

749
00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:29,583
Over here, please.

750
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,666
Go ahead.

751
00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:36,958
We always keep the best seats for you.

752
00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,833
So, we meet again!

753
00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,916
I hear the girls here are wonderful.

754
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:07,125
Ah!

755
00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:13,541
Now then, Lucille and Nina.

756
00:54:41,791 --> 00:54:44,250
What are you doing? <i>Allez, dépêchez-vous!</i>

757
00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:46,416
- You are next!
- Thank you.

758
00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:01,750
And now, Miss…

759
00:55:01,833 --> 00:55:02,833
Fred.

760
00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:04,208
What?

761
00:55:04,291 --> 00:55:05,958
Frederica, you berk!

762
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:10,208
Frederica Uberque.

763
00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:41,541
Go on, then!

764
00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:58,250
Frederica, again.

765
00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:13,333
Clap to that!

766
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,416
She stole my uniform!

767
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,125
She took everything else, too!

768
00:58:18,208 --> 00:58:20,333
These women are spies!

769
00:58:20,416 --> 00:58:23,333
- What's the matter, what is wrong?
- A German tried to assault me.

770
00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,833
Where is she?

771
00:58:29,541 --> 00:58:31,041
Bye bye, girls.

772
00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:38,791
And now, Yvette.

773
00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:47,083
My God, what a catastrophe!

774
00:58:59,041 --> 00:59:00,541
<i>Heil Hitler!</i>

775
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,375
All right, Wimbush. This is it.
England expects.

776
00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:09,583
England expects
a damn sight too much, sir.

777
00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:12,458
Oh, come off it, Wimbush,
you've been looking forward to it.

778
00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:15,375
You're looking for a bunch of fives, sir.

779
00:59:27,416 --> 00:59:29,375
I hope I'm not too early.

780
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:34,416
My dear <i>Fräulein</i> Wimbush,
how beautiful you are.

781
00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:38,458
May I? Oh…

782
00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:40,000
Steady on.

783
00:59:41,166 --> 00:59:45,083
Sit down, we must talk, please.

784
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:50,333
I have been thinking about you
constantly since yesterday.

785
00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:54,208
It seems to me
you are a very special person.

786
00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:58,291
There cannot be
many women around like you.

787
00:59:58,375 --> 01:00:01,416
Oh, I hope you're right.

788
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:03,125
- Champagne?
- Thanks.

789
01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:07,708
- Now… I have, er… Oh!
- Naughty.

790
01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:11,125
- I have a suggestion to make.
- I thought you might.

791
01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:16,666
You see, Miss Wimbush, the Germans
do not wish to make war on England.

792
01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:20,791
- Europe is enough for us.
- How jolly decent of you.

793
01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:22,708
Now, you can help us.

794
01:00:22,791 --> 01:00:25,250
You can explain to the English

795
01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:27,875
that our <i>Führer </i>wishes to be friends.

796
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:30,166
They would listen to a woman like you.

797
01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:31,875
I'll tell them as soon as I get home.

798
01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:34,583
No, what I am suggesting,

799
01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:38,541
is that you work for us in Germany,
with Dr. Goebbels' department.

800
01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:41,833
You could make broadcasts to your people

801
01:00:41,916 --> 01:00:44,791
and they would believe you
as a typical English woman.

802
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:47,500
- Do you think they would?
- Oh, absolutely.

803
01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:50,708
You see, you carry that extra bit
of weight, which is all-important.

804
01:00:51,791 --> 01:00:55,250
- Will you think about it?
- Night and day.

805
01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:56,708
Good.

806
01:00:57,625 --> 01:00:58,958
Excellent.

807
01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:03,208
Germany is the elite of the world.

808
01:01:04,416 --> 01:01:08,125
<i>Und</i> with my help,
you are about to join the club.

809
01:01:08,208 --> 01:01:10,875
We'll make world history there,
General, I can tell you.

810
01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:14,458
Precisely.
Well, we have finished our business.

811
01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:16,958
- Now, to pleasure.
- Really?

812
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,750
First, a toast.

813
01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:20,750
Oh, you have been…

814
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,750
- I'm thirsty.
- Naughty, naughty…

815
01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:27,375
A toast to the future.

816
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:29,833
May it always astonish us.

817
01:01:29,916 --> 01:01:31,625
Oh, it will, it will.

818
01:01:34,416 --> 01:01:37,666
It's raining rather heavily.
It's even coming down the chimney.

819
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:39,833
I shall get wet going back.

820
01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,625
I have a little secret.

821
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:47,125
You will not be going back, my <i>liebling</i>.

822
01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:50,041
This building is easy to get into.

823
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,916
To get out, a pass is needed.

824
01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:58,625
I shall not risk losing
my little darling again.

825
01:01:58,708 --> 01:02:01,166
Oh, you crafty old… soldier.

826
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:04,791
- You bewitching siren…
- Hold on.

827
01:02:05,458 --> 01:02:07,291
I haven't blown the "all clear" yet.

828
01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:09,625
I do not like to be played with.

829
01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:11,333
I'm relieved to hear it.

830
01:02:11,416 --> 01:02:14,333
Come to me, hmm…

831
01:02:17,583 --> 01:02:19,541
- Let's eat first.
- Hm?

832
01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:23,916
Huh? Hm.

833
01:02:24,791 --> 01:02:26,166
Very good.

834
01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:33,208
First, we shall dine. And then…

835
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:35,208
I must warn you, General.

836
01:02:35,958 --> 01:02:40,791
Dear mama taught me to chew
every mouthful at least 25 times.

837
01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:43,166
Oh.

838
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:46,875
But for you, 24.

839
01:02:57,666 --> 01:02:59,916
THEY GIVE THEIR BLOOD

840
01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:23,333
You're very naughty, General.

841
01:03:23,416 --> 01:03:25,458
The last mouthful nearly went up my nose.

842
01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:28,250
You have been eating
for one hour and a half.

843
01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:30,416
- I know, but I'm a growing girl.
- Hm.

844
01:04:05,166 --> 01:04:07,250
Champagne
always does that to me, General.

845
01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:09,958
Do you know I may have
to go somewhere soon.

846
01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:13,517
Do you think you'll have to go
somewhere soon after all that Champagne?

847
01:04:13,541 --> 01:04:16,166
Go… where?

848
01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:19,375
General, I do admire you.

849
01:04:19,458 --> 01:04:21,500
I've never met a man
of your kidney before.

850
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:26,916
Pardon me. I must have
some soda water to settle my tummy.

851
01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:30,250
Have you ever been
to England, General?

852
01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:32,250
<i>- Nein.</i>
- Oh, you should go.

853
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,625
Everywhere you look, there's water.

854
01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:44,041
Rivers, brooks,

855
01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:46,791
chattering over stones…

856
01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:52,458
Bubble, bubble, waterfalls,

857
01:04:52,541 --> 01:04:55,208
streams running down the mountainside.

858
01:04:55,916 --> 01:05:01,875
And the sea, roaring,
foaming up the beach.

859
01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:04,625
And the water, lapping around your hips,

860
01:05:06,041 --> 01:05:07,875
relaxing you as you go into the sea.

861
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:10,583
And when it rains,

862
01:05:10,666 --> 01:05:15,166
the torrents rushing down the drainpipes
into the rain barrels,

863
01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:18,208
gushing into the gutters.

864
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:26,208
If you'll excuse me, I have
to give an order to Major Reinhardt.

865
01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:29,916
Of course, General.
Business before pleasure.

866
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:34,500
And I'm sure you'll find it a pleasure
to do your business.

867
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,833
Where's the <i>Herr General</i>?

868
01:06:04,916 --> 01:06:06,791
I think he's gone to spend a penny.

869
01:06:37,916 --> 01:06:39,541
That's her!

870
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,333
Which way did the woman go?

871
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:26,375
<i>- Heil Hitler!
- Heil Hitler!</i>

872
01:07:38,666 --> 01:07:41,375
You're under arrest!

873
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:45,583
<i>Heil Hitler…</i>

874
01:07:49,916 --> 01:07:51,708
<i>- Heil Hitler!
- Heil Hitler!</i>

875
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:13,958
<i>Heil!</i>

876
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:46,291
Halt, <i>Englischer </i>pig!

877
01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:01,375
<i>Heil Hitler</i>…

878
01:09:12,083 --> 01:09:15,541
Have you seen a woman on the road
with beautiful red hair in a green dress?

879
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:16,791
No.

880
01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:42,750
We've seen these ladies already.

881
01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:46,500
Miss Wimbush,
don't think I'm not grateful,

882
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:49,916
but I can't help
wondering about those passes.

883
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:53,833
I do hope you didn't procure them
by bartering your honour.

884
01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:56,208
Miss Flodden, I can assure you,
I am not a fallen woman.

885
01:09:56,291 --> 01:09:57,208
Ah.

886
01:09:57,291 --> 01:09:59,500
- Over there?
- Let's go.

887
01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:06,125
Hello…

888
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,125
- Company?
- Just someone I ran into last night.

889
01:10:14,958 --> 01:10:16,291
Hold tight.

890
01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:26,958
Oh my god!

891
01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:39,833
Look out!

892
01:10:50,958 --> 01:10:54,625
Well done, me hearties.
Only 40 miles to the airfield.

893
01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:58,875
I hope we can get
on the British Imperial Airways.

894
01:11:22,125 --> 01:11:24,833
Hello. Delighted.

895
01:11:28,916 --> 01:11:30,500
Fill her up, please.

896
01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,250
Quick, quick!

897
01:11:42,791 --> 01:11:44,583
I know, go and get some more oil.

898
01:11:51,041 --> 01:11:52,041
Quick!

899
01:11:53,041 --> 01:11:54,416
Quick, take this.

900
01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:09,958
Girls!

901
01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,083
Come on, hurry up!

902
01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:19,500
Miss Flodden!

903
01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:23,375
Miss Flodden, get in the car, quick!

904
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:28,041
<i>Hitler has only got one ball.</i>

905
01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:31,791
<i>-Goering has two but very small</i>
-Girls!

906
01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:34,916
<i>-Himmler has something similar</i>
-Girls, I say!

907
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:38,791
<i>And poor old Goebbels
Has no balls at all</i>

908
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:42,458
- I've never heard anything so disgraceful.
- It's an old tennis song, Miss Flodden.

909
01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:43,708
- Tennis?
- Yes.

910
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:45,958
They sing it every year at Wimbledon.

911
01:13:46,041 --> 01:13:50,250
- Oh I see… Balls…
- Balls, that's it, yes.

912
01:13:50,333 --> 01:13:53,916
- <i>Adolf Hitler</i>
<i>- <i>Has only got one.</i>

913
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,750
<i>-<i>Marshall Goering</i>
<i>-<i>Two, very small.</i>

914
01:13:57,833 --> 01:14:01,458
<i>-<i>Heinrich Himmler</i>
<i>-<i>Something similar.</i>

915
01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:05,375
<i>-<i>Poor old Goebbels</i>
<i>-<i>No balls at all.</i>

916
01:14:05,458 --> 01:14:09,541
<i>Poor old Doctor Goebbels.</i>

917
01:14:09,625 --> 01:14:12,375
<i>He hasn't got any balls at all.</i>

918
01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:15,916
<i>There is nothing quite so rare
As can compare.</i>

919
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,625
<i>With the fine old game of tennis.</i>

920
01:14:19,708 --> 01:14:23,625
<i>There is nothing quite so rare
As can compare.</i>

921
01:14:23,708 --> 01:14:28,416
<i>- <i>With the fine old game of tennis</i>
<i>- <i>Balls, balls, balls, balls…</i>

922
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:31,708
<i>Hitler has only got one ball.</i>

923
01:14:31,791 --> 01:14:35,416
<i>Goering has two but very small.</i>

924
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:38,541
<i>Himmler has something similar.</i>

925
01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:42,208
<i>And poor old Goebbels
Has no balls at all.</i>

926
01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:51,750
I hope they're all right.

927
01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:55,083
Oh, Miss Wimbush knows what she's doing.

928
01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:10,125
- Oh boy!
- It's a bloody fortress.

929
01:15:12,166 --> 01:15:14,208
- Where's Herbert?
- I wish I knew.

930
01:15:18,791 --> 01:15:20,916
- Hark…
- It's them again.

931
01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:23,250
Come on.

932
01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:37,416
We'll never get in there, you know.

933
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:40,583
And even if we could, it wouldn't do us
any good, they're all fighter planes.

934
01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:43,083
We'd need at least a bomber
to get all of us away.

935
01:15:43,166 --> 01:15:44,333
I'm going to make a recce.

936
01:15:44,416 --> 01:15:46,875
- No, I'll go.
- You certainly won't!

937
01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:50,583
I'm an American citizen,
there's nothing they can do to me.

938
01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:54,333
- We're not at war. See…
- Oh, do be careful.

939
01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:57,041
- Toodle-oo.
- Good luck!

940
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:15,041
- Halt, halt!
- Oh!

941
01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:16,916
What are you doing here?

942
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,916
Oh hi. I'm from Houston, Texas.

943
01:16:20,666 --> 01:16:23,416
I'm an American citizen, on a tour,

944
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:26,708
and I just wondered if I might have a look
at your lovely little airfield.

945
01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,500
- What's going on?
- I don't get it.

946
01:16:28,583 --> 01:16:31,458
Oh hi. I'm from Houston, Texas.

947
01:16:31,541 --> 01:16:34,125
Good, good.

948
01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:36,625
But where's the bus
with the rest of the girls?

949
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:39,208
Girls, what girls?

950
01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:42,000
- You have a great reputation.
- We have?

951
01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:46,625
- You are from the <i>maison </i>in town?
- <i>Maison</i>?

952
01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:52,208
Oh, you mean a Maupassant-type
<i>maison</i>! Wow.

953
01:16:52,291 --> 01:16:56,333
Your madam has promised us
a bus-load of your best girls.

954
01:16:57,583 --> 01:16:59,833
- They should be here by now.
- Oh.

955
01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:02,791
No, I'm not from any <i>maison</i>.

956
01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:05,458
I'm an American citizen.

957
01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:13,208
Oh! It's warm.

958
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:17,250
What's that?

959
01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:20,750
That belongs to the General.
It was captured from the British.

960
01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:23,375
It is ready for him
to fly to England next week

961
01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:26,083
and land on the lawns
of Buckingham Palace.

962
01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:29,458
- Tell them that, in America.
- Yes, yes, I'll do that.

963
01:17:29,541 --> 01:17:33,125
Well, been mighty nice
visiting with y'all.

964
01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:35,250
You're sure you're not from the <i>maison</i>?

965
01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:39,916
Yes, but if I see them,
I'll tell 'em you're waiting for 'em.

966
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:42,041
<i>- Auf Wiedersehen.</i>
- Bye.

967
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:47,416
- Bye!
<i>- Auf Wiedersehen!</i>

968
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:52,291
Oh, warm…

969
01:17:55,166 --> 01:18:01,583
Miss Wimbush, are you telling
that this… male creature

970
01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:02,833
has been with us all along?

971
01:18:02,916 --> 01:18:06,708
Miss Flodden, he's a pilot! How else
do you think we're going to get home?

972
01:18:06,791 --> 01:18:11,500
Cheek by jowl with my girls,
all those miles?

973
01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:15,000
Throw him to the Germans.
Nothing's too bad for the beast.

974
01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:16,875
<i>Achtung!</i>

975
01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:20,333
Miss Flodden, we need him! Besides…

976
01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:27,416
- Really?
- Really.

977
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:31,000
Shot off over the English Channel.

978
01:18:31,083 --> 01:18:33,458
Oh well, I suppose that does alter things.

979
01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:35,750
Oh it does, it really does.

980
01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:39,000
Very well, Mr. Codpiece, you may get up.

981
01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:41,875
- Smallpiece!
- If that.

982
01:18:41,958 --> 01:18:44,791
Miss Wimbush,
may I have a word with you, please?

983
01:18:44,875 --> 01:18:46,291
Have a care, Frederica!

984
01:18:46,375 --> 01:18:49,375
Oh don't worry.
Besides, he's quite harmless.

985
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,333
Just a minute, Wimbush.
Hijacking a bus-load of tarts

986
01:18:52,416 --> 01:18:54,250
and taking their place is hardly cricket.

987
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:56,291
No, sir, it's war.

988
01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:59,958
It's a clear war in the air,
you know, Wimbush?

989
01:19:00,041 --> 01:19:03,791
Sparkling sun, blue sky,
chivalry, gallantry…

990
01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:07,166
- Yes, sir, pity you didn't stay up there.
- Yes… What?

991
01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:10,500
Besides, that old trout
would never stand for it.

992
01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:12,291
- That's all taken care of.
- Oh.

993
01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:14,083
Charwomen?

994
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,916
We're going to pretend
to be French Charwomen?

995
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,833
But the Germans allow them in
to clean the camp, Miss Flodden.

996
01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:21,666
If would be frightfully infra dig.

997
01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,958
Nobody we know would see us,
Miss Lockhart.

998
01:19:24,041 --> 01:19:25,958
It's only a way to get in.

999
01:19:26,041 --> 01:19:30,166
Very well. But it seems
a bizarre way to run a war.

1000
01:19:30,250 --> 01:19:32,291
It was never like this on the Somme.

1001
01:19:32,375 --> 01:19:35,958
Hurry up, Wimbush.
I can't stand here all day talking.

1002
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,875
But we have ways of making you talk!

1003
01:19:40,958 --> 01:19:42,583
Wimbush, you do that once more…

1004
01:19:58,041 --> 01:19:59,791
But sir, what's the matter?

1005
01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:03,375
At the risk of being
totally misunderstood, this is a stick-up.

1006
01:20:03,458 --> 01:20:05,458
Oh, my God!

1007
01:20:05,541 --> 01:20:07,875
I have never been stuck up before!

1008
01:20:07,958 --> 01:20:10,583
Oh, you must have been.

1009
01:20:10,666 --> 01:20:14,041
Charge!

1010
01:20:21,666 --> 01:20:25,666
Right! Leave the big chap to me.
Queensbury regulations! Oh!

1011
01:20:27,041 --> 01:20:28,208
Well done!

1012
01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:32,666
Shut it, shut your mouth!

1013
01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:47,500
That'll teach you to tangle with me,
my man. Hm?

1014
01:20:49,791 --> 01:20:52,500
Oh, whacko, Wimbush!

1015
01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:55,875
You'll make a fortune wearing that
in the old Red Lion at Biggin Hill.

1016
01:20:55,958 --> 01:21:00,000
Oh, very funny.
You grab this lot and see how you feel.

1017
01:21:00,083 --> 01:21:03,625
Don't forget,
don't take any wooden nickels.

1018
01:21:04,375 --> 01:21:06,791
Oh my God…

1019
01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:08,375
Miss Wimbush,

1020
01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:12,500
are you sure the Germans
are expecting charwomen?

1021
01:21:12,583 --> 01:21:15,208
Oh yes, they definitely want
some scrubbers.

1022
01:21:21,791 --> 01:21:23,391
Look at what press-ups have done for me!

1023
01:21:23,416 --> 01:21:25,958
Oh, you naughty girl!

1024
01:21:51,625 --> 01:21:53,708
- There! It's there!
- Ah!

1025
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:25,416
Everything is ready.

1026
01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:30,916
You'll find food and drinks on this table.
And schnapps too!

1027
01:22:31,916 --> 01:22:34,458
- Where are the mops?
- Mops?

1028
01:22:34,541 --> 01:22:36,791
<i>Was ist </i>"mops"? You are English?

1029
01:22:36,875 --> 01:22:41,041
English-educated, actually. They know
all the tricks over there, you know?

1030
01:22:41,125 --> 01:22:44,291
Yes, of course, the English position!

1031
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,458
You naughty boy!

1032
01:22:47,541 --> 01:22:50,833
- What's the English position?
- Bloody desperate as usual, mate.

1033
01:22:50,916 --> 01:22:52,375
- Klaus, Klaus.
- Judith.

1034
01:22:52,458 --> 01:22:54,625
I suppose you want us
to work in the bedrooms.

1035
01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,875
Yes, of course, the bedrooms.

1036
01:22:56,958 --> 01:22:59,666
- What about the floor?
- Well, if it pleases you, yes.

1037
01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:01,250
It's what pleases you that matters.

1038
01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:03,750
No, I leave it to you, surprise.

1039
01:23:03,833 --> 01:23:07,583
Well, what about a rub-down
with a good stiff brush?

1040
01:23:07,666 --> 01:23:09,083
That should bring it up a treat!

1041
01:23:09,166 --> 01:23:11,666
Everyone to their taste, of course.

1042
01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:14,000
But for me, <i>nein</i>, thank you.

1043
01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:31,333
Hurry up and untie me!
My feet too!

1044
01:23:31,416 --> 01:23:32,875
Do you speak French?

1045
01:23:32,958 --> 01:23:34,333
<i>- Ja!
- "Ja"?</i>

1046
01:23:35,333 --> 01:23:38,875
One for you, one for me.

1047
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:41,666
One for me, one for you.

1048
01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:46,083
- More beer?
- Good.

1049
01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:50,208
- Good?
- It's good.

1050
01:23:50,291 --> 01:23:53,000
One for you and one for me.

1051
01:23:53,083 --> 01:23:57,375
One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven…

1052
01:23:57,458 --> 01:24:01,166
You naughty boy. You're looking up
for a kick up the Kyber aren't you?

1053
01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:04,458
- <i>Ja, ja…</i>
- You pie-faced Teutonic berk.

1054
01:24:04,541 --> 01:24:06,958
There we are.

1055
01:24:07,041 --> 01:24:10,083
We've got to get out of here
before I ruin this fellow.

1056
01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:11,875
Any suggestions?

1057
01:24:11,958 --> 01:24:15,291
Perhaps, all you want
is a wipe down with a wet cloth.

1058
01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:17,166
<i>Nein, nein, </i>I do not want this.

1059
01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,375
What about a quick flick about,
with a feather duster?

1060
01:24:19,458 --> 01:24:20,875
<i>Nein, </i>please, <i>nein.</i>

1061
01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:23,833
Here, honey…

1062
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:28,333
Help! He's a freak!

1063
01:24:28,416 --> 01:24:32,041
Then, perhaps you would be good enough
to tell us what it is you do want.

1064
01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:36,000
I want a good old-fashioned…
How do the English call it?

1065
01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:37,083
Frankfurter?

1066
01:24:37,166 --> 01:24:40,125
- How dare you!
- God in Heaven!

1067
01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:43,875
Time for us to powder our noses.
Powder room?

1068
01:24:43,958 --> 01:24:46,250
I didn't think
the Germans knew such words.

1069
01:24:46,333 --> 01:24:48,750
The bathroom is this way.

1070
01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:50,708
Come along, girls.

1071
01:24:55,041 --> 01:24:56,583
Powder our noses…

1072
01:25:01,791 --> 01:25:04,875
<i>- Ich liebe dich.</i>
- Less of the <i>liebe </i>and more of the…

1073
01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:08,291
Cheeky monkey. Won't be long!

1074
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:14,458
Frederica, look what we found!

1075
01:25:14,541 --> 01:25:17,083
Good girls! Grab as much as you can
and load up the trolley.

1076
01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:22,416
NO ENTRANCE

1077
01:25:33,416 --> 01:25:34,416
Hi.

1078
01:25:35,166 --> 01:25:36,750
- Hello, madam.
- Hello.

1079
01:25:36,833 --> 01:25:37,958
- Hans.
- Hans.

1080
01:25:38,041 --> 01:25:39,375
- Klaus.
- Klaus.

1081
01:25:40,125 --> 01:25:42,125
Smallpiece!

1082
01:25:50,458 --> 01:25:52,517
You get the plane, sir,
and I'll lock out the control tower.

1083
01:25:52,541 --> 01:25:56,250
Right. And Wimbush, when we get
back home, get your hair cut.

1084
01:25:56,333 --> 01:25:59,000
Sir, that doesn't quite go
with the uniform.

1085
01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,166
Oh.

1086
01:26:05,416 --> 01:26:07,750
Good grief, that's our plane! Quick!

1087
01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,041
Halt!

1088
01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:30,000
NO SMOKING

1089
01:26:40,041 --> 01:26:41,416
Sorry I can't stay.

1090
01:26:43,166 --> 01:26:44,166
Stop here.

1091
01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:52,666
- Where are the ladies?
- In the bathroom.

1092
01:26:52,750 --> 01:26:55,666
- Are they all there?
- Yes, all in the bathroom.

1093
01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:57,291
Follow me, quick!

1094
01:27:10,166 --> 01:27:13,958
Where do you think you're going
with that plane, you German swine?

1095
01:27:14,041 --> 01:27:18,583
Stop! Stop, please, wait for us!

1096
01:27:20,083 --> 01:27:23,375
Ready, girls?
Throw bombs over the side now!

1097
01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:28,583
Right! Jeep squadron, bombs away!

1098
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:32,791
More smoke!

1099
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,500
More bombs!

1100
01:28:04,291 --> 01:28:06,916
Hey, where are you going, Herbert?

1101
01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:18,000
Yah, yah yah!

1102
01:28:31,416 --> 01:28:32,291
We missed the plane!

1103
01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:34,416
- What are we going to do?
- Find another one!

1104
01:28:34,500 --> 01:28:36,458
Find another? I can't even see one.

1105
01:28:36,541 --> 01:28:38,221
- Do as you're told, Wimbush!
- Right, sir.

1106
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:41,541
- Fire the flare when you've found one.
- Green for go.

1107
01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:43,208
- And red?
- Forget it.

1108
01:28:43,291 --> 01:28:44,458
You…

1109
01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:49,375
Have you seen them?

1110
01:28:49,458 --> 01:28:50,458
Yes, recently.

1111
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,666
They came by.

1112
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,791
- Where?
- There!

1113
01:29:19,666 --> 01:29:21,250
<i>- Heil, Hitler!
- Heil, Hitler!</i>

1114
01:29:21,875 --> 01:29:22,750
Come on, girls!

1115
01:29:22,833 --> 01:29:24,541
Stop, stop!

1116
01:29:28,625 --> 01:29:32,166
Oh, well pranged, Hilary!

1117
01:29:32,916 --> 01:29:35,583
Right, Miss Flodden.
Fire the flare pistol.

1118
01:29:35,666 --> 01:29:37,291
- Green for go.
- Right!

1119
01:29:45,916 --> 01:29:47,000
Green for go, gone!

1120
01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:50,666
There they are!

1121
01:29:50,750 --> 01:29:52,541
They're over there!

1122
01:29:52,625 --> 01:29:54,583
Stand ready!

1123
01:30:03,958 --> 01:30:06,541
- Don't shoot, it's only me!
- Come on!

1124
01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:11,625
- Oh, come on!
- Can't find the brakes!

1125
01:30:12,791 --> 01:30:14,041
Bail out, bail out!

1126
01:30:14,125 --> 01:30:15,375
What kept you? Come on!

1127
01:30:18,375 --> 01:30:20,916
I can't! Got my trousers caught.

1128
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,250
- Well, get them off, then!
- What?

1129
01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:37,000
Come on, we're taking off this moment!

1130
01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:42,875
Tally-ho!

1131
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,666
Private Wimbush,
you may even get promoted for this.

1132
01:30:56,750 --> 01:30:58,000
Thank you, sir.

1133
01:30:58,083 --> 01:30:59,750
- "Private Wimbush"?
- Yes!

1134
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:04,666
Private Wimbush? She's a man!

1135
01:31:27,875 --> 01:31:30,458
Another of them spotter crafts, be it?

1136
01:31:30,541 --> 01:31:35,708
No! It's a balloon with an old car
and naked girls hanging all over it.

1137
01:31:35,791 --> 01:31:37,833
And a bloke in red knickers!

1138
01:31:42,750 --> 01:31:46,958
Well done, well done.
Absolutely first class.

1139
01:31:47,041 --> 01:31:50,250
Fred, you were fantastic!
I don't know how you did it!

1140
01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:52,541
- Or why you did it.
- Or where you put it!

1141
01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:55,208
That must be why you made me feel
all tingly wings.

1142
01:31:55,291 --> 01:31:57,208
Easy on the booze, girls.

1143
01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:04,083
Private Wimbush, you've been guilty
of a wicked masquerade.

1144
01:32:04,166 --> 01:32:05,041
Thank you.

1145
01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:08,458
However, I must admit
we would have been lost without you.

1146
01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:10,958
You were quite magnificent.

1147
01:32:11,041 --> 01:32:14,250
All I can say is, you may not be a woman,

1148
01:32:15,458 --> 01:32:17,166
but you should be.

1149
01:32:17,250 --> 01:32:18,375
I'm glad you're not.

1150
01:32:18,458 --> 01:32:19,541
So am I!

1151
01:32:19,625 --> 01:32:21,250
- Wimbush.
- Sir!

1152
01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:24,458
A medal, I think.

1153
01:32:28,125 --> 01:32:29,375
- At ease.
- Sir.

1154
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:32,833
Er, I hear that General Brinker
took a personal interest in you.

1155
01:32:32,916 --> 01:32:37,541
I'd like to go on record sir and say
that I preserved my savoir-faire.

1156
01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:40,541
And he asked you to do propaganda work
for the Germans.

1157
01:32:40,625 --> 01:32:44,500
What an excellent opportunity to have
one of our men in Brinker's confidence.

1158
01:32:44,583 --> 01:32:47,500
I didn't tell him a thing, sir.
Not even name, rank or number.

1159
01:32:47,583 --> 01:32:50,166
You can be of great service
to your country, Wimbush.

1160
01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:51,750
Hear hear, sir.

1161
01:32:51,833 --> 01:32:55,041
Aren't you going to ask how?

1162
01:32:56,500 --> 01:32:58,208
No, I don't think I am, sir.

1163
01:33:10,375 --> 01:33:14,791
…then he said:
"This is no woman, that's my brother!"

1164
01:33:40,416 --> 01:33:43,500
<i>Falling in love again.</i>

1165
01:33:44,291 --> 01:33:46,291
<i>Never mind that.</i>

1166
01:33:47,583 --> 01:33:50,583
<i>What am I to do?</i>

1167
01:33:50,666 --> 01:33:52,541
<i>I can't help it.</i>

1168
01:33:54,416 --> 01:34:00,208
<i>Men cluster to me
Like moths around a flame.</i>

1169
01:34:00,291 --> 01:34:06,375
<i>And if their wings burn
I know I'm not to blame.</i>

1170
01:34:07,458 --> 01:34:10,708
<i>Falling in love again.</i>

1171
01:34:11,541 --> 01:34:13,958
<i>Never mind that.</i>

1172
01:34:15,125 --> 01:34:17,958
<i>What am I to do?</i>

1173
01:34:19,291 --> 01:34:24,041
<i>Hitler has only got one ball.</i>

1174
01:34:24,125 --> 01:34:28,666
<i>Goering has two but very small.</i>

1175
01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:32,083
<i>Himmler has something similar.</i>

1176
01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:35,541
<i>And poor old Goebbels
Has no balls at all.</i>

1177
01:34:35,625 --> 01:34:37,333
All together!